Here are 10 reasons that explain how I'm on my way to becoming a real-life Amsterdamian:
1. I always order beer with dinner because it's cheaper than a glass of water.
2. My heaviest coat from home now feels like a light summer sweater compared to the fur-lined coat I wear here.
3. I crave cheese. Lot's of it.
4. I'm no longer surprised that when I order a coffee it will only provide me with three sips of liquid. No venti iced coffees over here, no sir.
5. I find myself huffing and puffing and rolling my eyes with the rest of the locals every time I get stuck behind tourists while riding my bike. They're just so slow! Ding ding ding. Get out of my way please.
6. It doesn't shock me at all when I see cats EVERYWHERE. In bars, in restaurants, in my backyard, in windows, eating from my dinner plate.... Cats rule this city.
7. A glass of wine...or two...with lunch seems completely normal.
8. My hair smells SO strongly of cigarette smoke every time I wake up after being in bar or club the night before.
9. All my colorful or bright items of clothing have been sitting untouched in my closet for the past 3 months. In Amsterdam it's black, black, maybe a little grey here and there, and more black.
10. I find myself cheering and fist pumping with the rest of the locals when a Dutch song is played in a bar or club. I still have no idea what the words in the songs mean, but I like them.
Cat in a bar! |
The only size coffee available. I usually want like...seven. |
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